What's your favorite pick up line? :)?

[lemonx3]

"You must work at subway... because you just turned my six inch into a foot long!"

XDD

[mmmmmmm'smm¢mmmmmm]

xD
How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice can i have your number?

I LOVE THAT COMMERICAL.

[cailin]

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I see me in your pants

[platypus113]

Do you wash your pants in windex because I can see myself in them.

[AbstractEqualsTribe]

Pick up lines are weak, I just come correct. Peace!

[tLilianat]

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away...!!

Hey did I see your name in the dictionary under "KABLAAM"?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.

guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Hey, your name is mmm?, right



Haha I've never heard yours yet!!

[JaziHeartsU]

OMG!!!! That's the grossest one I've heard, ROFL! I can't stop laughing!!!!

Here are a few:
-If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
-Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
-Are you a dynamite? Cuz you blowin' my mind!
-I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!
-My magic wand says that your not wearing any underwear (she says 'Yes I am')...Man, it must be fifteen minutes fast!
-What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
-I'm like a Rubix cube! The more you play me, the harder I get! (Ewwww, lol)
-Want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply!

[mmLeftoverHippiemm]

these pick up lines are so cute!

to bad i cant think of 1.......dammit

[mrdancemoves]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

[jackie]

"i just got my library card and im checkinggg you outttt"