What's your favorite pick up line? :)?

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How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice can i have your number?

I LOVE THAT COMMERICAL.

Is that a mirror in your pocket?
Cause I see me in your pants

Do you wash your pants in windex because I can see myself in them.

Pick up lines are weak, I just come correct. Peace!

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

Did you fart? Because you just blew me away...!!

Hey did I see your name in the dictionary under "KABLAAM"?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!

Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications?

My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!

Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.

I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.

guy:what's on your face??
girl:what what get it off get it off
guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes

If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you!

guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right!

That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!!

Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.

Hey, your name is mmm?, right



Haha I've never heard yours yet!!

OMG!!!! That's the grossest one I've heard, ROFL! I can't stop laughing!!!!

Here are a few:
-If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
-Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
-Are you a dynamite? Cuz you blowin' my mind!
-I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!
-My magic wand says that your not wearing any underwear (she says 'Yes I am')...Man, it must be fifteen minutes fast!
-What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
-I'm like a Rubix cube! The more you play me, the harder I get! (Ewwww, lol)
-Want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply!

these pick up lines are so cute!

to bad i cant think of 1.......dammit

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?



If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

"i just got my library card and im checkinggg you outttt"

I'm a potato...

i haven't got msn but i can be your hot-male...

"is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?"

haha i like yours!! i like this one


"Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day"



and

" Are you from bedrock? Because i think you would know how to make my bed rock."

lol yours is funny!

did u jus fart? cuz you are blowin me away!
can i have your name? i wana let Santa know wut i want for Christmas.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [if says No] Want one? - [if says Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
I lost my number, could i borrow urs?

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haha i like yours!! i like this one


"Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day"



and

" Are you from bedrock? Because i think you would know how to make my bed rock."

If you were a booger, Id pick you first.

Pick up lines r funny

baby if you were a booger i would pick you first and baby life without you is like a broken pencil....pointless

guy: do u like water
then the person is supposed 2 say yes and then
they say then u must like 70% of my body

and ur father must be a baker cuz ur a cutie pie

Are you a lemon? Because you just made me sweet baby!

Lol thats so cheesy...i just made it up right now.