OMG!!!! That's the grossest one I've heard, ROFL! I can't stop laughing!!!!
Here are a few:
-If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!
-Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!
-Are you a dynamite? Cuz you blowin' my mind!
-I'm not Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!
-My magic wand says that your not wearing any underwear (she says 'Yes I am')...Man, it must be fifteen minutes fast!
-What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
-I'm like a Rubix cube! The more you play me, the harder I get! (Ewwww, lol)
-Want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply!
"is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?"
"You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth"
"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
"I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?"
did u jus fart? cuz you are blowin me away!
can i have your name? i wana let Santa know wut i want for Christmas.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you have a boyfriend? [if says No] Want one? - [if says Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
I lost my number, could i borrow urs?