We hold
Sophia Santi in such fondness that it only occurs to us every now and then that she might not love us back. It is on these occasions when we wonder, "Have we
once seen Sophia Santi
smile?" This feeling, of course, puts us smack-dab in the middle of the construction worker patriarchy which daily demands female passersby "smile". It is this combination of
guilt and lust, we feel, that will only imperil our teaching certification.
Sophia Santi
does smile for the impish
Kimberly Kane (who wouldn't?) and the sultry Karlie Montana in "Juice". Check out the documentary evidence after the gap. -
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"Sophia Santi's Juice", staged by
Digital Playground director
Celeste, showcases Santi in casual interludes in a girls-only playground of whimsy and fruit. Each scene, whether it features Santi or not, somehow involves fruit.
The above scene is actually the last of the film, in which Samantha Ryan, center, bemoans the fact that none of her recent boyfriends has been able to satisfy her. Santi coolly offers to change that, but her haughty affectation is shattered by the entrance of Kane, who burps. I like to think that the fantasy of leggy vixens cavorting together with a banana in a Hollywood rental is the same across America. I thought: "That Kimberly Kane makes everyone feel better."
Karlie Montana gets another smile out of Santi as the two prepare for a night on the town that changes to a night on the couch.
Finally, satisfied of Santi's happiness (right), I became concerned with Jelena Jensen's boobs (left). I think they need safekeeping.
· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)
· Buy "Sophia Santi's Juice" (gamelink.com)
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