Forming a good relationship?

Cancer makes me happy · 08-27-2009, 05:48 AM

So, i beat my wife at least 3 times a day. I tend to get complaints from my neighbours about the screaming and threats about calling the police but i convincingly let them know we're just very masochistic. However after the 7th beating today my wife stopped moving.

So i proceeded to beat her more until she would move, since she is my wife i was worried about her well being and wanted to know she was ok. After a good 2 hours i concluded she was taking a rest and abused her sexually to entertain myself.

It's been a week now and she's beginning to smell and i'm having my parents over soon for dinner and was wandering whether my wife was suffering from an illness or something.

Just gonna head downstairs and smack her with the belt a few times, see if it does the trick otherwise dinner is going to be pretty awkward, please help me out guys.

BlackBerry · 08-27-2009, 05:52 AM

How sick are you? Even if this is a joke, I hope Karma comes back to hit you.

glitter · 08-27-2009, 05:52 AM

you sick bastard. she's dead. i'm hoping this is a joke

glitter · 08-27-2009, 05:54 AM

you sick bastard. she's dead. i'm hoping this is a joke

E-Z · 08-29-2009, 05:43 AM

troll
wat a joke

Chelsea · 08-29-2009, 05:43 AM

well i hope u die soon you fuckin asshole.

Xx Anna xX · 08-29-2009, 05:43 AM

omg your such an asshole to even joke about something like that!

cara · 09-01-2009, 05:47 AM

well since you did the unthinkable i would try doing something nice for her by eating her corpse because i'm pretty sure she looks like a hot mess. she would appreciate not being seen like that so do her a favor and grub!