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PocketProtectorate · 02-08-2009, 05:22 PM

It's "The Invented Hope At The End of Hope's Road..."

"Gong!"

PocketProtectorate · 02-06-2009, 06:06 AM

...we didn't wear bike helmets? (I mean...when you're on a bicycle...I mean...it just isn't manly to wear a bicycle helmet on neighborhood streets, you know what I mean?

PocketProtectorate · 01-10-2009, 07:25 PM

"Naila's" kind of mean and sassy, isn't she...

(I haven't seen her in a long time...don't mess with her, Man! Whew!)

PocketProtectorate · 12-28-2008, 08:43 PM

Yes...

McDonald's is hiring seniors now days...

PocketProtectorate · 12-28-2008, 08:43 PM

Yes...

McDonald's is hiring seniors now days...

PocketProtectorate · 12-28-2008, 02:10 PM

...the Hell Is Going On Here?!?

PocketProtectorate · 12-22-2008, 10:23 PM

And while you're at it...

Bake me one of those mini-cakes in that Betty Crocker Toy Oven whose only source of cooking heat is a lightbulb...

(It only takes 3 hours to bake...)

PocketProtectorate · 12-14-2008, 10:55 PM

Baby Boy...

"Puter..." (That's short for "computer...")

(If it was a girl? How about..."Celestial..." Ha!)

PocketProtectorate · 12-07-2008, 12:05 AM

Yes...

But just pretend that I don't know that...forget I ever answered this question...please don't bring it up ever again...thank you very much, and...

Have A Nice Day...

PocketProtectorate · 12-02-2008, 06:33 PM

Yeah...it may be just a coincidence, but...

In the past...whenever I felt a strong connection to God and The Great Hereafter, it coincided with a Grateful Dead concert...

PocketProtectorate · 11-28-2008, 02:24 AM

And while you're at it...

Bake me one of those mini-cakes in that Betty Crocker Toy Oven whose only source of cooking heat is a lightbulb...

(It only takes 3 hours to bake...)

PocketProtectorate · 11-24-2008, 07:19 PM

Yes...

Because there's a darn good chance they're your relatives...

PocketProtectorate · 11-23-2008, 03:16 AM

No...

PocketProtectorate · 11-22-2008, 01:10 PM

...look like a...?
"...Drunken Busted Refrigerator On Ice Skates?"

PocketProtectorate · 11-16-2008, 08:24 AM

...game where...? ...people ask questions, and then you answer, and then you ask questions, and then they answer...

...and the next thing you know...you're in love with a total stranger, but they...

PocketProtectorate · 10-23-2008, 06:26 PM

Just eat Ben & Jerry's 24/7...

You'll actually lose weight...

Go for it...

PocketProtectorate · 10-11-2008, 04:54 AM

...902Bono?

PocketProtectorate · 10-10-2008, 10:41 PM

Depends on who you do along the way...

PocketProtectorate · 09-13-2008, 02:47 PM

fishing net in the middle of a? ...desert sand dune miles from the ocean, and have the net come back with a bunch of floppy fish? Or maybe feed an entire crowd of people with one sunflower seed?
...

PocketProtectorate · 09-07-2008, 07:08 PM

A: Lots of fiber and some serious Churchin'...?

B: Lots of gooshy self-help psychology books, and a few lap dances...?

C: Lots of Carl Sagan video documentaries, and AC/DC music...?

D: ...

PocketProtectorate · 09-04-2008, 01:19 AM

...killed you, would they...? ...show up at your funeral to give you a citation?

PocketProtectorate · 09-03-2008, 02:22 PM

smelled odors over the phone? ...Or online?

PocketProtectorate · 09-01-2008, 10:29 PM

...me...? ...who after almost 15 years of kissing your oz, listens very well to your very heart-breaking flight experience complaint, and then (knowing I can not be reprimanded in any way at this...

PocketProtectorate · 08-11-2008, 10:46 PM

celebrities, family, or friends?
"Frath?!?" I was the absolute "Master" at immitating my teachers and professors...and it IS darn fun, isn't it?!? Good Call...
(pardon the typo...me bad...)...

PocketProtectorate · 07-29-2008, 04:42 AM

Johnson T. Studly, do you think the passengers might get the wrong impression of you?

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