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He called the police because he was unhappy about Burger King not having "lemon aid." Also because it took them "15 mins" to cook his burger? ( o _ 0 ) Dude, at least you were getting a "fresh"...

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Here's the formula: There's a simple formula for calculating this (a formula I invented). Take the mileage on the...

The Chronicles Of Narnia. My choice is "Lord Of the Rings."

I drank a huge can of Amp and I feel like I'm about to fall on my face.
( ^ _ ^ )

and threw them back at him? Actually I kinda' wished that Bush would have. What would have been really cool? If Bush took off his own shoes and threw them at the journalist. If I were the...

you think he'll be a no show? next month? His newest book (he's been working on this thing for like what seems a bazillion years now) is reported to be out next month. (I'll believe it, when I see...

My car started crying when I turn the ignition! ( ^ _ ^ )
"turned." Sorry. Typo. ( ^ _ ^ )

to provide more than adequate? safety for its people and a stable infrastructure? At the rate that we're going, I think Iraq should be renamed "Ameri-raq." Troops are suppose to remain in Iraq...

especially for those irritating coworkers. Just imagine being able to use your "go-go gadget" hand to whack someone upside their fat head? ( ^ _ ^ ) If you're thinking that I'm a bad human, you're...

( ^ _ ^ ) For all of you movie buffs out there, "Meet Joe Black" (circa 1990's) was a movie in which Brad Pitt portrayed the Grim Reaper or "Death." Really good movie. Here's a brief synopsis of...

I don't like Thanksgiving, Christmas, or New Years. I have plenty to be thankful for, I just don't like holidays. Not anymore. Starting to get depressed and anxious just thinking about it. :(...

...it over with? By JOCELYN NOVECK, AP National Writer
16 minutes ago

NEW YORK - The McCains and the Obamas moved about the stage separately for a little while after their debate, greeting...

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"Earlier this year, court documents revealed that Britney Spears doesn't save any of her...

Leviticus 18:22

New American Standard Bible (©1995)
'You shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female; it is an abomination."

The above excerpt was taken from Leviticus 18:22 (NASB). I...

As in society worships iconic celebrities.

I think Kimbo is in for a rude awakeing. ( ^ _ ^ )

you, what would you take and why?
My list:

1. Ipod (lot's of batteries too)
2. lap top with extension cord for recharging.
3. Cell phone.
4. Ford Mustang! ( ^ _ ^ )
5. Motor cycle
6....

...never see his name? Or his likeness mentioned as "top athlete." What's up with that? Todd Rogers is as good as Phil Dalhausser.

I caught the last half of the beach volleyball game. Dalhausser is like 6'9''. He's tall and fast. There is no way I'd like to be on the opposite side trying to return his serve! ( ^ _ ^ ) If...

Kimbo won by a "Technical Knock Out." He barely won period! Kimbo can talk all he wants but the truth is that Brett Rogers would maul Kimbo like a bear!

a carton or gallon jug? Roommates, siblings, married couples. It inevitably happens that someone drinks all the milk, juice, soda, kool-aid but decides to leave "1/4" cup so as to not look like a...

causes small turtles to......... violently attack their owners, which of the below would rank number one:

Paris Hilton - She's not that bad. Not that great either.
William Shatner - Dude makes...