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...than you, therefore? that makes me better than you, right?

Eye of the Tiger- Survivor

Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a pig in the face!

turn sideways they will disappear? I think a few are almost there!

Not unless your an idiot!

Farrah Fawcett in that red swimsuit!

I like that dress you have on. It's going to look good laying on the floor next to my bed!

They have to use a straw!

Mrs. Clause doesn't have a belly. No ma'am she is fine!

Brad Pitt actually I've been mistaken for Keifer Southerland.

Grace Kelly was an angel.

No I don't believe. The way his prophecies are worded it's always a stretch for people to apply them to historical events.

Yes, Hollywood has ran out of original ideas,

Son of Rambow

I got hit in the head with a tire wrench in a bar fight!

Eight stitches.

And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there?

You want to know about my erection when I hitchhiking? What an odd question! Well, I normally don't have an erection when I'm hitchhiking.

I had one that said "Confucius say man who lay girl on hill. Not on level". I don't get it?

...bowling tournament? Proceeds will benefit Rosie's pet charity " Cure for Mad Cow Disease Foundation."

Yes, a professional bowler.

You're right. I do find that stupid.

Is it because all their friends listen to it and they want so desperately to fit in? Or is it more serious. For example, a government conspiracy where there's been a mind numbing agent added to our...