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I do!

...so what did you hear?

I do!

...so what did you hear?

I do!

...so what did you hear?

TV Remote
Hand Held Shower Massager
Sitting on a bass speaking when Barry White sings
Unbalanced Washer
Unbalanced Dryer
Computer for watching porn
Did I mention the Hand Held Shower Massager?

public? I'm not the type to judge people on the things they suck on but WTF?

It was a nude picture I sent. You just have to look really, really close to see my peen.

Maybe I am....crap, I mean, maybe they are!

He wants peanut butter and place to lick it off of
*wink*

He wants peanut butter and place to lick it off of
*wink*

"Afternoon Delight" by The Starland Vocal Band.

Because they sing about fireworks and I like loud shinny things...like that shirt you wear when you decide to wear one.

Because sometimes people gets the blues and need a refreshing dairy treat in the middle of the night.

...is there an answer a man can give and that won't be construed as being an insensitive jerk?

Other than throwing chocolate at them and running, I don't know what to do?

All the "good ones" of me have a red ball gag in my mouth.

<----Ron Jeremy

I'm a cross between The Rock (Dwayne Johnson) and Gilbert Gottfried
My wife looks like Salma Hayek when we make love.

<---keeps eyes closed when having sex