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On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
Bag of airline peanuts: "Caution: May Contain Peanuts"
"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.
"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.
Package of batteries: "Batteries Not Included"
Box of animal crackers: "No animals were harmed during the manufacture of this product."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
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