I told him to go make me a sandwich and I saw him fumbling around the kitchen for a while so i asked him WTF was taking so long, and he said the bread was frozen. I grabbed the loaf of bread and hit him in the head with it, and now he's crying saying he needs stitches and the blood burns his eyes. Where can I find a real man?
it's "what's my name BIT(H"

...i know, i've said it many times to him