Went on a lunch date with a coworker friend of mine. On the way back to the office I impulsively screamed "Punchbuggy white!" and socked her in the shoulder. oh my gosh, I wanted to die.

One day last week I was hanging up with the CEO's secretary and said "Buh bye."

I often pull out action figures from my pocketbook when looking for my wallet.


Your turn.