Thread: "THAT'S SO GAY" rant?

I hate when people say "That's so gay" about inanimate objects. That is the phrase of people who live and breathe stupidity in its purest form.

One time, someone told me my backpack was gay. My BACKPACK. Yes, in the grand scheme of things, my backpack prefers to mate with other backpacks of the same sex. I found homoerotic magazines under his bed. There were highly explicit pictures of backpacks taking it up the C.D. player compartment by other backpacks. They unzipped each other, poured shreds of old homework papers on each other, you name it. There were even interracial pictures between a purse and backpack, carryall and bookbag, and even a dirty little centerfold with a Gym bag completely open with its straps spread-eagled.

If people say "That's so Gay" when they insult something why don't they say "That's so straight" when they want to compliment it? What if something isn't really as BAD as being gay, would you say "That's bisexual" or "That's transgender" or even "That has closet crossdressing tendencies"?

Should I be institutionalized?

*is laughing so hard at your paragraph about the nasty backpack and other bags to even answer this question properly*

Okay, I completely agree...
*watches a picture frame fall of the wall*
OMG YOUR SO GAY!
*smiles*

I think it's overrated.

my keyboard is gay

Its the evolution of the english language gay used to mean happy, i just think gay can't find anywhere where he fits in so hes looking for a home in the insult world xP

inanimate objects can be gay, but most are straight.

haha... that's awesome. I hear that exprssion all the time from my friends, i should ask them those questions. They'd probably think i was a weirdo, too, but watevr

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No. Many others feel the same as you. Thanks for the laugh and the weird images.

....
I really don't care when people say that
even though I do have a gay brother

Okay, how nice,too bad i don't care though....

I have a couple of gay friends who use the term themselves. It's a joke, my friend, and it should be treated as such.