well...idk... kung fu panda?
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Type: Posts; User: ChocolateChip
well...idk... kung fu panda?
OMG! NO! that would be totally creepy!!!
roflmao funnier every time
roflmao funnier every time
a gun yeah twins hmmm but the roads hmmm a underground water well no a tree but with a twin omg two trees hmmm can you post the answer
lmao!!
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin. I
slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it. I was
turning it on. It became firm in my hands, and the end was
wet....
first let me say I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO I LOVE THAT SONG AND I LOVE THE LEAD SINGER second hes talking about being in love with someone and time doesnt matter
ROFLMAO thats hilarious
LMAO thats a good one
lol nice
lol everytime i hear that joke i lol
A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he...
lmao no nothing like that has ever happened to me
omg hilarious that made me laugh
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
dont just make a string of bad words make them into sentences so it actually makes sense lol
p.s i dont cuss so i dont know how many bad words i can say in one minute
After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following:
We always used to spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandma. They used to...
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change
the law was that to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bad day the day you died. So the next day at 12:01 the first person...
dogs diary-
8:00 am-dog food my favorite thing
9:30 am-a car ride my favorite thing
9:40 am-a walk in the park my favorite thing
10:30 am-got rubbed and petted my favorite thing
12:00 pm-milk...
lol thats funny
i almost couldnt finish it dude but it was funny at the end =]
i cant look at that man without daydreaming about aladin
the last one 4 sure or bag it
get smart