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I raised 4 dudie geiser kids. It's a wonder i didn't scratch out all three of my eyes.

Yeah. The wife. How else can she talk to her boyfriends while i'm at work?

I lost 5 pounds. The family hates me. I love my high metabolism.

Only one of my female contacts. None of that proposition 8 stuff for me. But i'm old enough to be their grandpa, so i hope i don't scare all them off now.

I've received many. My standard response is "bite me", then i block them.

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the...