...for August 18th? National Bad Poetry Day? Any specially composed prayers or spiritual poetry in the offing? Care to share?

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/August/badpoetryday.htm

The folks at Wellcat
Hath created
A day for verse
That's overrated.

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/August/badpoetryday.htm
@ Cantheist:

We worship Canubis Almighty
(though some think us followers flighty)
We use sacred herb
And toke is a verb
Happy Birthday Cantheist, rightly!