Thread: I forgot my wife's birthday and she's throwing a hissy fit. How do I get...

...her to quit her whining?? Her birthday was last week sometime and I forgot. So she gets all whiny and yelled at me. I guess I should go out and buy her something. I'm thinking either a vaccuum cleaner or an Iron, because shes always whining about our vaccuum cleaner doesnt suck good, and we need a new iron.

Maybe If I get her both, then she will get this house cleaned up, and my shirts have been sitting all wrinkly for awhile. She needs to step up her game. Maybe I should be throwing a hissy fit to her. Why doesnt she clean up after me??

Youre just trying to spark a bunch of nonsense... You cant possibly be this stupid... Grow up... and if u are serious why dont u do ur wife a favor and file for divorce.... maybe then she'll realize that she can do alot better than YOU.

Stick your wanker in her mouth! Let her play with it that would be a good gift!

Just keep shoving donuts down her gob, after awhile she'll shut up.

Wow, you can't really be THIS stupid, can you?

It's hard to believe this is an actual question.