How come you still argue when bananas prove that there is no such thing as atheists, and that God exists?

I know this cuz I saw this thing where a guy who seemed really smart said that like bananas can sexually reproduce or something, and that nothing that "evolves" can fit in your hand like a banana does so gracefully. Plus bananas have been around for millions of years, and people didn't have yellow paint back then, but bananas have always been yellow. Hmm?

Why even argue when like over 100 percent of us are Christians, and you atheists only have yourself and like 3 other people who believe you?