crazy, interesting and funny speech topic?

any suggestions
we have to make a speech on anything we want and i want mine to be kool help???

anything can be funny and crazy if you do it right. i made my whole class laugh over an oral on civil rights and the kkk and again in an oral on intelligent design. just try to keep the audience engaged and involved :)

but my advice is choose a topic you're interested in. not only will it make the assignment easier (coz you already know the topic) it makes it easier to be enthusiastic and the audience will feed off that

for what event? Original Oratory, Expository, Original advocacy, interp, limited prep, or debate?