Does this joke make you laugh?
There were two guys that went on an expedition to the jungle, and when they were walking through the trees, all of a sudden a whole tribe of cannibals appear and they Tie them up and take them to their village. When they get there, they take them to the village leader, untie them, and the leader says to them in bad english:
"I give you 2 option. You prefer death or ugga bugga?"
The two guys look at each other with frightened looks and the first one says:
"I don't know what it is, but I prefer ugga bugga."
The village leader nods, and turns to face the tribe and shouts:
"UGGA BUGGA!!!!" And the whole tribe rape the guy on the spot. When they finished, they told him he was free. The leader then faced to other guy and said:
"Death or ugga bugga?"
After seeing what they did to his partner, he says in a firm voice:
"I prefer to die."
The village leader nods, turns to te tribe and says:
"He prefer death. But first.......UGGA BUGGA!"
