Ritualistically ranting, what religious observances do you have planned...

...for August 18th? National Bad Poetry Day? Any specially composed prayers or spiritual poetry in the offing? Care to share?

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/August/badpoetryday.htm

The folks at Wellcat
Hath created
A day for verse
That's overrated.

http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/August/badpoetryday.htm
@ Cantheist:

We worship Canubis Almighty
(though some think us followers flighty)
We use sacred herb
And toke is a verb
Happy Birthday Cantheist, rightly!

Not my cup of tea. But this week is the great annual Perseid meteor shower. That has been about as close as I get to a religious experience.

Do limericks count? I once made a stab at summarizing Tolkein's Middle Earth saga in limerick form, tho the only one I can recall offhand is this one:

And then came an elf named Gil-galad
whose spear could turn orcs into salad.
But there was a war on
with nasty old Sauron
and this brought an end to his ballad.