If all gays eventually will be able to get married legally, then what will...

...they have left to whine about? What will be their next scheme to make sure they maintain that their sex lives are in everyone's collective psyche?
What will they next protest they are being discriminated against in order to try to "normalize" their behavior?
What can we offer them next to make it up to all of them for being so put upon by the traditional nuclear family and society?
No, seriously, I want to meet all their demands they dream up past, present and future.