So my office decided to not do the Secret Santa thing, instead everyone would have to create something for the person they picked a name out of a bag for. To sum this guy up..

1.He's always talking about conspiracy theories (politics, New world order, etc.) BTW...I usually agree with him on most things.
2. He makes good money but won't keep it in a bank. He hasn't even signed up for direct deposit because he doesn't want the bank to collect interest.

I can go the easy route and just make him an aluminum helmet or I can design a fall out shelter using a shoe box and miniature furniture, but I don't want to put that much effort into it. I know everyone would love it. I just don't have enough time, I've got until Friday.


Any crafty easy ideas would be great. Oh the limit is $10-20 bucks.