Thread: Is there a current prediction?

as to when the rapture will happen?
Not the end of the world, that is at least 1007 years in the future.
Next Jesus will meet the saved (dead and alive) in the air.
That will signal the 7 year Great tribulation.
Then Jesus returns to defeat the Devil and throw him into the bottomless pit for 1000 years while Jesus reigns on earth.

Then the Devil's is loosed so he can try to gather followers for a last battle with God.
Then The Devil and all the lost are sent to hell for all eternity.

According to the Bible, the Rapture will happen "when Jesus returns and has a good bowel movement."

End of the world? In 1007 years? What gives? You think it's just going to randomly crumble? bwahahaha

At least a couple of dozen of them.

I got one: never.

Of course there was one like 4 weeks ago but didn't happen.

December 2012 is flying around but that seems to happen every year