A giant red scaly snake dove right into the ocean and then a sword stabbed through an apple and then a 44 Magnum pistol fired again and again and again.

P.S I never had this dream but I know what it means, I hope I gave some people a good laugh. ^_^
Oh and if you could tell me what your first reaction/thought was and how long it took you to get it, I'll pick the answer that amuses me most. ^_^
Ha ha I'm always glad to make someones day ^_^
@mo79 yes the snake is the taking of a girls virginity, the sword going into the apple is the intercourse and the gun firing is ejaculation.
@mo79 yes the snake is the taking of a girls virginity, the sword going into the apple is the intercourse and the gun firing is ejaculation.

And now I've spoiled it for the readers, lol sorry folks. ^_^

Sorry about the repeat in the additional info, it was a glitch.
Haha I'm happy when I make people laugh, I dare you to go to a dream interpreter and tell them you had this dream.
Tape there reaction if you can. ^_^