Thread: Quick DL Predictions: How do you think these players will be sidelined this season?

A.J. Burnett
Carl Pavano
Mike Hampton
Rich Harden

Best Answer goes to most creative!

This is just for completely fun! If anyone is offended, you know what, nobody should be offended. These guys are hurt like EVERY freaking year. Might as well have some fun with it.

reported!

Where is Kerry Wood on this list?

A.J. Burnett
Bitten by a poisonous snake in the left foot. He will have to have his foot amputated.
Carl Pavano
Sprains his wrist in an intense game of rock paper scissors.
Mike Hampton
Gets in a go-kart accident. Breaks his arm.
Rich Harden

Falls off a trampoline and gets a severe concussion.

Obviously I hope none of this ever happens, but it is fun!

Burnett: Sore elbow in May.
Pavano: Won't matter, since he can't get anyone out anymore anyway, especially in the AL where his limited abilities were unmasked before he turned into the biggest baby ever. But if he's getting hurt, I'll go with a strained buttocks.
Hampton: His arm will fall completely off, and end up between the mound and third base.
Harden: He'll be sidelined for 5 weeks from a blister.

haha Pavano still plays i thought he was lost in another dimension or something

haha Pavano still plays i thought he was lost in another dimension or something