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Maybe some stats and predictions for the upcoming season for-

Dany Heatley
Alexei Kovalev
Mike Cammareli
Sidney Crosby
Patrick Kane
Milan Lucic
Alexander Ovechkin
John Tavares

Boston
Montreal
Toronto
New York Rangers
Detroit
Pittsburgh
Washington Capitals

Go Isles! ( "sigghhh")

Heatley: ( really depends on what team he ends up on but I'll predict anyways) 75 games, 38 goals, 44 assists, 82 pts.
Kovalev: 79 games, 23 goals, 31 assists, 54 pts.
Cammalleri: 81 games, 36 goals, 42 assists, 78 pts.
Crosby: 77 games, 32 goals, 70 assists, 102 pts.
Kane: 81 games, 36 goals, 49 assists, 85 pts.
Lucic: 76 games, 18 goals, 31 assists, 49 pts.
Ovechkin: 80 games, 66 goals, 43 assists, 109 pts.
Tavares: 79 games, 29 goals, 38 assists, 67 pts.

Boston: 4th in the East, 3rd rd. exit
Montreal: 3rd in the East, 2nd rd. exit
Toronto: 10th in East
Rangers: 7th in the East, 2nd rd. exit
Detroit: 3rd in the West, 2nd rd. exit
Washington: 1st in the East , 2nd rd. exit
Pittsburgh: 2nd in the East , 1st rd exit

KingClusk

Heatley and Kovalev will be good in Ottawa
Cammalleri will suck just like the Habs
Crosby is always good
Kane will have his best season to date
Lucic...same as last year
Ovechkin will win the Rocket again
Tavares will play as well as NYI play, bad

Boston 1 or 2 in east
Montreal will miss the playoffs (Gionta is a 2nd liner, Gomez is a 2nd liner, and Cammalleri won't destroy it on PPs again this year)
Toronto just flat out sucks period...who is their best player again? Haha
NYR will play well if Gaborik is healthy, otherwise...they will suck
Detroit, when are they bad?
Pittsburgh, 1 or 2 in the East
Washington better hope Ovechkin will carry them again