Answer with this writing style:

Premiership Winner: North Queensland Cowboys
Minor Premiership Winners: Melbourne Storm
Wooden Spooners: New Zealand Warriors
Top 8:
1.Melbourne Storm
2.North Queensland Cowboys
3.Canterbury Bulldogs
4.South Sydney Rabbitohs
5.Penrith Panthers
6.Canberra Raiders

7.Cronulla Sharks
8.Newcastle Knights
Surprise Packet of the year: Penrith Panthers

This is for fun so make sure you respect each others opinions.Enjoy