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    If you claim Jesus was able to make accurate prophecies, how about this?

    Jesus claimed that he would be dead ("in the earth") three days and three nights. Matthew 12:40

    But his trial and execution were on Friday afternoon; and rather early Sunday morning he supposedly came back to life and started walking around.

    That's half a day Friday, all day Saturday, and not even half of Sunday. So Friday night and Saturday night.

    Anyway you try to stretch it it's only two nights.

    Any church people want to explain that one?
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    ANYWAY YOU STRETCH IT IT'S ONLY TWO NIGHTS.
    Jesus said three nights.
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    Hey came back early sunday morning and was walking around.

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    Back it up. Jesus gave me a big tip on Nancy Boy in race 3 last Sunday. Came through big time - *high five* Jesus.

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    Back it up. Jesus gave me a big tip on Nancy Boy in race 3 last Sunday. Came through big time - *high five* Jesus.

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    nice one mate i wanna see the comebacks to this one
    i bet one them is gunna be "yes but i beilive in jesus therefore i am right "
    hehe

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    Jesus didn't say 3 day and 3 nights, do your sums. Friday + Saturday + Sunday = 3 days, there, now give me my 10 points.

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    we dont know if that was exactly the day he came back, and plus jesus does unexpected things, because man cant know everything.

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    That's just one of the myriad of problems with the Jesus story -- and religion in general. But maybe it's metaphorical, like the creation-of-the-world-in-six-days idea. Maybe it's not meant to be taken literally.

    But of course the ones who are noisiest about the bible's infallibility are those who take it the most literally. Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?

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    Damn facts - always mucking things up

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    How do you keep an idea and a man alive to inspire people and cause fear in your enemies? Give him superpowers, call him the son of God and bring him back from the dead.

    Its a no brainer


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