Thread: Conspiracy Theories! HELP!?

i need to write about a conspiracy theory!
anyone have an idea what i should write about?
I needa know A S A P!

please&thanks

ok. i got this. a fat midget... robs a taco bell. and using the taco bell ingredients he steals, people think hes going to eat them... BUT NO! he instead extracts the DNA from the tomatoes he steals, implants it into the chromosome of a pig's somatic cell, thus creating a tomato-pig. he breeds these tomato pigs and sells them, and the tomato industry and the pig industry go bankrupt. This is a conspiracy because mister fat midget once worked at a tomato processing plant, and his boss was allergic to pork! super conspiracy!!!