no prediction just a few funnies

japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut!!!!

wee billy in his room for the first time with his new telly and comes down and asks his dad what love juice is.horrified his father tells him aw aboot sex.wee billy just stares open mouthed in amazement.dad asks what were u watching
wee billy replies wimbledon!!!!!!!
the use of the name billy was purely coincidental by the way.heheheheheheh

a wummin standing naked in front of the mirror says to her husband i look horrible,feel fat and ugly.pay me a compliment.her husband says your eyesight is perfect.


young man out on his first date with new lassie and as they r snogging in the back of the motor,she says to him.i wid like you to kiss me somewhere really dirty and smelly to which he replies.there is nae way im gaun to ibrox tonight.lol
buebell,i will come oan.win.lose or draw as u know well.rioja 5 chas c 0