Thread: Is it true that every time a Smartphone rings, an atheist gets its wings?

LOL, I meant to type "horns", not "wings". Man, I'm fried today

"Everytime you hear a bell, another soul goes to hell."

ha ha.. that's a good one Nick..

Ya KILL me!!

Yea, happens daily for me. I am running out of space.

Urban myth.



lol.

What religion believes this? I want to check every religion before I decide which one to embrace.

I'm still looking for information on Pastafarianism. All the older religions don't seem to float my boat. So I'll keep looking until I take my last breath. And then, it really won't matter. Either I've been a good person or a bad person. And I will end up whereever is appropriate.

I'm Agnostic, by the way, which means I do not know what to believe and will search for the truth forever. But I'm a really nice guy who treats others with respect (most of the time), so I guess I believe in "Niceguyism", a rather unorganized religious belief that doesn't require tithing or other financial sacrifices.

I just got horns and a tail.