You have an airplane, but you don't know how to fly it.
I wish that everyone in the world dies.
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You have an airplane, but you don't know how to fly it.
I wish that everyone in the world dies.
Wish granted, everybody in the world is dead...
I wish for a dog...
Wish granted. Everyone in the world dies. You included.
I wish had infinite wishes.
Wish granted, you have infinite wishes but now you have nothing more to wish for...
I'm still wishing for that dog...
Wish granted, you now have a dog.... and it bites your hand when you feed it, it steals the remote from your couch and eats your meatloaf when your not looking, the evil doggy lives 4ever constanly tormentning You
I wish for the Jacksonville Jaguars to win the super bowl
i wish i had 34C breasts
Wish granted, but now people keep asking to see them
I wish I was legally allowed to put my boss in the autoclaves at work
Granted. Unfortunatley it turns out you aren't physically strong enough to do it and he instead throws you in to the autoclave, due to the new law that's been passed making it legal to throw people into the autoclaves you can't do anything about it.
I wish my girlfirend was with me.
wish granted, but she's missed you so much she wants sex all night and you cant cope
Wish granted. However, she seems to have her new boyfriend with her... and he wants to eat your guts...
I wish for world peace...
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