Make a wish, .. and have it corrupted!

[kpose0587]

"I want a pony" is a perfectly valid wish.

As for yours, you get your black belt, and the Gracie family sues you for using their name in your world council and then subits all of your students, making your black belt utterly useless.

Now, where is my pony?!?

[ILUVSEALStttt]

Wish Granted, but its a mutant Pony and it eats you.



Wish Granted, But the belt is form an online mcdojo and takes 7 months to get to your home but you acually revice a white belt (NO REFUNDS!)

I wish i was a fish

[soldierbunny]

HAHAH, you coulda have just said wish granted anyways i'll stop now

[zambookigirl]

POOF

You're a fish.

But you're still on land, and can't breathe

Hmmm...

I wish I had a really cool sig image

[ClaytonT]

Wish Granted, You now have the greatest sig in the history of mankind. But since everyone loves it they all steal it and put their name on it instead of yours, its no longer original and noone belives that it was yours first .

I wish I had an awesome car (Like a plymouth Prowler)

[sNug]

wish granted

One day your driving on d3h d3dly str33t and you get robbed and beaten

I wish i could grant my own wishes

[RevZ]

You have the greatest Plymouth Prowler that was ever made. Unfortunately it's painted pink with yellow polka-dots, and there's a clause in the contract that makes it yours stating that you "may not change the colour under any circumstances".

I'd like a crystal ball.

[indianjohn]

Damn, I've been leapfrogged!

Great idea for a thread, BTW.

[Brant]

Wish Granted, You can now grant your own wishes but in order to do so you must say the majic word. No one tells you wat it is!!!



Wish Granted you now have a crystal ball but it does nothing but look cool sitting on your coffe table.and one day it gets knoncked off and breaks.


I Wish I was on vacation

[egkirkland]

Wish granted. You spend your vacation on Antarctica, in a luxurious tent next to a family of polarbears.

I wish for an airplane....