In a parallel universe, keyboards are made of white chocolate and PCs are solid toffee. Motherboards are generally graham cracker, a bit flimsy, yes, then topped in icing circuits and sugar plum processors.
The mouse is not a mouse at all but a Chunky bar that melts to conform to one's hand. And the monitor, well that's still a monitor, silly, because you could never build a monitor out of sweets.
I mean seriously though, what are you, stupid? [Fecklesss via bbGadgets]