Nintendo DS owners that pre-order the limited edition game Strike Witches will be treated to a pouch shaped like Bloomers (buruma) shorts—the shorts traditionally worn in gym by Japanese schoolgirls.

Before you ask...no, they are not wearable. No, don't bother sniffing them. At least in the US, very few people will pick up on just how perverted this all really is—unless, they were a big fan of wrestling back in the day that is. [AkibaOS via Kotaku / Image via MoPo]