Every week, and now sometimes every day, we single especially funny commenters out and stroke them until they're gratified.
Re: Gawker's Best Posts of 2007
My Cock:
"It's not the length of the list, it's the craft of the shaft."

Re: Daily Gold Star
My Vagina
"Jury has reconvened. Still not sure about the soul, however."
Re: Goodbye Lockhart Steele
My Left Tit:
"Lock's already offered both of us a position at Racked, but Righty over here thinks she's too good for it. Uppity bitch."

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