Thread: In the episode of family guy where cleveland asks someone "Why do I need a...

...Credit card?" ...? and talks about the sears card.

what does he need a credit card for? I can't remember exactly.

The episode where Stewie tries to kill Lois. He shoots Cleveland who then goes to heaven.
St Peter asks for a credit card. "It's sort of a new policy", he says. "You didn't ask the guy in front of me for one!", says Cleveland.
"Yeah, like I said, it's a BRAND new policy"

"All I got is this Sears card"

"Sears, hmm? That's not bad"

"Nope. The one by my house has a MACDonald's right inside of it" (emphasis on the 'MAC')