I never said I like her music, I just want to fuck her, because i love her. i like bluegrass music like doc watosn.
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04-22-2010, 04:07 AM #1Junior Member
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How can I meet sheryl Crow and make her love me and marry me?
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04-23-2010, 04:10 AM #2Junior Member
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A lot of people write self insert fan fiction I hear.
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04-23-2010, 04:11 AM #3Junior Member
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Buy a lock of her hair on ebay. Set up a camera to record the following. Place the lock of her hair in metal bucket full of gasoline. Remove all your clothing except a guitar strapped across your hoohaa. Dance around the bucket, ending the dance with a fresh ejaculation over the hair into the bucket. Light on fire while singing your favorite Sheryl Crow song. Send this video to her claiming that you love watching her sleep. She will instantly fall in love with you.
You're welcome.
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04-27-2010, 04:22 AM #4Member
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Well you should not have a problem... You are a tool and you enjoy shitty music... whats holding you back?
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