Pakistani Chap

I bet you have more buddies on your MSN/Yahoo list than you have in your phone book? Are we really that sad?

Whoever reports this question will die in 5 days.
When I say 'phone book' I mean the one in your phone.
For those who're saying I'm referring to myself - well, I don't use Yahoo/MSN Messenger, and I don't want to sound arrogant or bigheaded, but I think I'm too good for you (internet) people anyway. Don't really come on here to make friends, can do that perfectly well when I'm out.
Oh, and S4BS, please don't "Mate" me, I don't want people to think we know eachother.
S4BS, the question I posed yesterday was me havin' a laugh. I think my humour is lost on you people. Then again, most of you lot are typical Asians. You're the kind who express sarcasm with "Yeah right".. And you sound like them Asian girls who talk like dis, n dat, wagwan?
Never play with people who are above you, basic law of the jungle. I'm superior to ya'll. Don't forget that!
S4BS, our own thoughts and feelings are the ones we most quickly condemn in others. I know you're biting, but it's okay, relax. Don't feel bad, a lot of people have no talent. And nothing you say can offend me, I only get offended by things that make sense. Accept and embrace defeat, you've been out-classed! Then again, even a dead sheep would outclass you.

Oh, and the fact that you feel the psychological need to type 'LOL' over and over again, just proves, how desperate you are to convince yourself and others, I'm sorry it hasn't ended well for you, has it... Top Contributor, am I ruining your e-rep? Aww... lol
S4BS, you're telling me to get a life? I'd say the same to you as well, but I take it that's too ambitious for you right? Being a Top Contributor is as far as it goes for you. If it wasn't for the internet, your life would be non-existent, so be grateful for Yahoo.