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Old 04-26-2008, 11:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yyo mamma jokes?

If someone can give me the best mamma I have ever heard of I will give u 10 points
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Old 04-26-2008, 11:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yo mamma so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed an entire season.

Yo mamma so big, she drank the entire Milky Way.
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Old 04-26-2008, 11:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yo Momma so short that you can see her feet on her drivers License.. Its my Fav.. Love that 1.
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your mamas soooo dumb she thought masturbation was a karate teacher
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Yo momma is so fat she laid in the ocean and Chistopher Columbus was like "Alas, it's the New World."
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Your Mumma so fat that she jumped for joy and she got stuck!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the shore people thought she was a ship.

Best one I can think of. lOL
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YO MAMma so fat she killed the person she squashing
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yo mamma so fat, every time she drives by a fast food restaurant she starts singing, "we are family, McDonald's, Burger King and me"
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Your mammas so fat she has a real horse on her polo!
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