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Are you ready for my final joke of the day?
Henry goes to confession and says "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with seven different women."
The priest says "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins?" asked Henry.
"No," replies the priest, "But it will wipe that silly grin off your face."
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