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Old 08-29-2008, 04:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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are you ready for a hillbilly/redneck joke?

a redneck and a hillbilly were sitting on their butts on the ground facing a big pond.
hillbilly...mr ducks
redneck...mr not ducks
hillbilly...osar
redneck...li b mr ducks
translation is as follows:
those are ducks
those are not ducks
oh yes they are
well, i'll be...those are ducks.
island girl...does it look like it?
cat fish..no thanks, troll trainee.
the saint..sounds like your humor button is broken. do you work for yahoo?
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duck these..................my nuts !
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Glad I don't live around hillbillies or rednecks.
I would never know what they were saying.
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I'm glad I didn't read the end first....

VP Cheney could have had a field day!!!
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