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Old 04-26-2008, 02:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Are you ready for a great joke? Let me know what you think! thanks.?

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up and stops behind his
truck. She jumps out of her car, runs up to the trucker and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're
losing some of your load."
>
> The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for
another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've
never spoken, the blond says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're
losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker
> ignores her again and continues down the street.
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> At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door. The trucker
rolls down the window. Again she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you're
losing some of your load!"
>
> The trucker shakes his head and when the light turns green, the trucker revs
up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out
of the truck and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she
lowers it, he says,
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> "Hi, my name is Kevin. It's winter in Utah , and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!!!!! Thats great!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-26-2008, 05:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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......good enough
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Old 04-26-2008, 07:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Love It!!!!!!!!
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Old 04-26-2008, 08:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I smiled, but it wasn't with much effort.

Could it be blond jokes are getting old....??
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It made me snigger. Hah.
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ya, that's funny!

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Old 04-26-2008, 11:04 PM   #8 (permalink)
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it's OK......
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Old 04-26-2008, 11:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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that's a good joke!
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I grinned. Good joke old chap
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