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Yo momma is so good...joke?
Old 04-08-2008, 10:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Yo momma is so good...joke?

There's always those normal, insulting, jokes talking of poorness, stupidness, etc. but can anyone think of a joke that starts with "Yo Momma is so good...?
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Yo momma is so good at ....

Man u could put anything after that. Although a lot of them would be sexual references.

Yo momma is so good at making banana spits - (she could split my banana any day)

Yo momma is so good at playing your flute.

Yo momma is so good at washing her melons

But a lot of them would have to be made on the spot - trying to think of some is pretty hard - the above are pretty lame.
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yo momma is so lame
that when she tola a joke..it was a lame one
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The keebler elves named a cookie after her?
No that would be sweet...
Hmmm
Yo Momma is so good, that ... damn I can't think of anything that doesn't sound slightly sexual... sorry!!
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The keebler elves named a cookie after her?
No that would be sweet...
Hmmm
Yo Momma is so good, that ... damn I can't think of anything that doesn't sound slightly sexual... sorry!!
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:31 PM   #6 (permalink)
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yo momma is so good in bed!
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when she ran for president they didn't even need a vote

(I'm not a joke maker and just did that on the spot.. lol)
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Old 04-08-2008, 10:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i have 2 this is is like good smart...Yo momma is so good that when she did a math test she finshied it in a minute lol and the other one is like a "Pretty person"Yo momma is so good that when she went to buy a pet she didnt need money!Lol dont laught at my poor attempt...
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i have 2 this is is like good smart...Yo momma is so good that when she did a math test she finshied it in a minute lol and the other one is like a "Pretty person"Yo momma is so good that when she went to buy a pet she didnt need money!Lol dont laught at my poor attempt...
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