Thread: Yo mamma jokes!!!?

Star these jokes please. And don't let it insult you.I don't mean it.

Sticks and stones will break my bones................and so will yo mamma on top of me.


YO MAMA SO POOR....
burglars break into her home and leave money.

I visited yo momma's house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.


Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed.

Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

lol i liked the one about the burglars and the toilet paper here's one:
Yo mama so ugly, she uses her face to make Gorilla cookies

(Its the only one I remember because its my boyfriend's favourite yo mama joke)

meh... the only funny one was the toilet paper one!

they wernet even funny the second one perhaps slightly

Grow up.