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Dear Mom,
I noticed that your husband has been screwing you. I find this absolutely loud, and would like to request that you quiet down. In the meantime, I will be sure to move out. This makes it easier for me to sleep.
Your Son,
The Asshole
Sadly, this is my life. My parents' room is right above mine. The floor squeaks, and the bed creaks. Also, sound travels well in this house. (like oh, let's say... moaning)
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