The Saint

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days
you would have produced enough sound energy to
heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and
9 months, enough gas is produced to create the
energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like
it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh My God!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next
life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its
head before it starves to death. (Creepy...I'm
still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories
an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe
at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its body. The female
initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the length of a football
field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What
could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still
want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something
I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine
years longer than left-handed people. (If you're
ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot
jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I
wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains. (I know some people
like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch,
they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)