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1. The pretty young Miss was having a tooth pulled and the dentist
gave her the usual "This won't hurt a bit" routine before bending
over her with a drill in his hand. He immediately drew back in
complete alarm.

"Miss," he said in a barely audible whisper, "You have hold of my
privates!"
"Yes, doc, I know," she smiled, "and we aren't going to hurt each
other, are we?"

2.An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a
pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he
buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into their
room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
"Come on, Bessie, take a good look.
anything different?"
Bessie said again "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks
back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again,
he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"

To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."

3. A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the
desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come
into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said.

"We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go
outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with
your 'ear' or whatever."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.
The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered. The
receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my 'ear'," he stated.

The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your
ear, sir?" "I can't piss out of it." the man replied.