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Would a girl laugh at me if she saw me naked and then we had sex?
Old 04-05-2009, 01:31 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Would a girl laugh at me if she saw me naked and then we had sex?

I am 17 and want to have sex in a way, but am afraid of what the girl's reaction would be. I am afraid that if I have sex with her, she would laugh at me when she sees me naked. I am ashamed of my anatomy and I hate the male anatomy in general and find it disgusting.

My thing is above average sized and is nowhere close to small. I just think that all of them look goofy and ugly, though, which is part of the reason why I am hesitating to ever have sex.
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Old 04-05-2009, 01:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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A girl that really loves you won't judge you for your dick. Girls like that are slutty, and probably carry an HIV.

Find one who loves you for who you are, then you're ready for sex.
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Wow, a girl that loves you wont just love you for your dick.
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Wow, a girl that loves you wont just love you for your dick.
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Old 04-05-2009, 01:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That's weird... I mean if your to embarresed to have sex, you can drink a little or take a couple hits of weed. Either one works, but make sure she wants to have sex. Don't just take off your clothes and be like, lets do it. Cus then she will laugh if she dosnt want it. You 17 though live a little, take chances.

One in four girls carry an hiv? Do you know what hiv is you idiot? The statistics of people with hiv are waaaayyy lower than that.

Maybe you ment carry an std, but those statistics are also wayyy too high. Your an idiot.

Why the thumbs down. People drink and people smoke, get over it.
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Old 04-05-2009, 01:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It's ABOVE average and you're scared she won't like it?
THAT doesn't make sense!
OF COURSE she'll like it!
To a girl, a penis doesn't look "gross" or "disgusting"
it's perfectly natural.

If you're completely ready for sex, make sure you use a condom whether or not the girl says she is on birth control
Oh and if it helps you out more: Turn the lights off !
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When you have sex make sure the girl really loves you. Then you won't have to worry about what you look like naked. She won't care if she really loves you :]
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